WARNING: This Post is Dark and Full
of SPOILERS
A.K.A. “The One Where Jon and Daenerys Finally Do It”
In King’s Landing, Team Starkgaryen meets with Queen Cersei
at the Dragonpit. Like with last episode, we get some reunions that we haven’t
seen in some time. Tyrion reunites with Bronn and Podrick, and the Hound with Brienne and his
frankenbrother (and basically CONFIRMING CLEGANEBOWL WILL HAPPEN). It doesn’t go on as long as the reunions from last episode, but
there’s not a lot of characters in the party who would be familiar with the
characters in King’s Landing.
They reveal their
captured wight to Cersei, who for the first time in her life looks truly
frightened. Jon demonstrates that the army of the dead can be killed with fire
and with dragonglass, though I don’t remember us ever seeing anyone kill a
wight with dragonglass. Though I suppose if it works on the White Walkers, it
should also work on their minions. Euron’s also quite shaken up over the
revelation of real zombies, and he flees to the Iron Islands, since the dead
can’t swim.
Cersei agrees to help
Team Starkgaryen in the “great war”, on the condition that Jon and the Northern
armies do not fight the Lannisters. Naturally, being Ned Stark’s son (but not
really), Jon’s honor compels him to deny the queen’s request, as he has already
swore fealty to another queen already. And then Cersei calls the meeting off
and storms away. This the problem with being a “good guy” in Westeros: telling
the truth.
So Tyrion, of all
people, has to play damage control with Cersei. He’s pretty much prepared to
die as soon as he steps into Cersei’s chamber to talk with her. And for what
it’s worth, the scene is actually pretty tense. Being the season finale, you
don’t really know what curveballs they’re going to throw at you. Especially so
on a show like this, it wouldn’t be out of the question for Cersei to all of a
sudden order FrankenMountain to cut Tyrion in half like a piece of pumpkin
bread. But Cersei lets him talk in an emotionally charged conversation, where
two estranged siblings who have been at odds for basically their entire lives
get to lay all of their raw emotions on the table as one tries to convince the
other to help them. So Tyrion succeeds in convincing Cersei, and she will help
back the crusade North to fight the White Walkers.
He bended the knee, now he's getting ready to bend something else. |
Let’s take a break
from the main action and head over to Winterfell for a moment. Littlefinger
continues to drive a wedge between the Stark sisters by convincing Sansa that
Arya wants to kill her and take her place as Lady of Winterfell. It’s yet
another continuous of the reviled “Sansa vs. Arya” arc, but the show is at
least going somewhere with it this time, and here’s why.
So Sansa calls a
meeting of the Northern lords and guardsman, with Arya being presented between
her and Bran. We’re led to believe that Sansa is putting Arya on trial for
murder and conspiracy. Nope. This is Littlefinger’s trial.
Sansa brings to light
all of the shady things he had done when she travelled with her – killing her
Aunt Lysa and revealing that he had started the War of the Five Kings by conspiring
to kill Jon Arryn – and Bran reveals Littelfinger’s treachery towards Ned and
how he was the true owner of the dagger used to try and kill Bran, even going
so far as to state verbatim what Baelish said as he held the knife to Ned’s
throat. None of the lords will back him up, not even Lord Royce and the Knights
of the Vale, who are sworn to obey Lord Baelish as Lord Protector. Littlefinger
falls to his knees with tears, begging Sansa to spare him, but Arya cuts him
off with a slit throat. And so, of the most manipulative minds in Westeros is
extinguished. About. Freaking. Time.
As I stated a few
weeks ago, I love Littlefinger as a character, but him being the crafty SOB he
is, I could not wait to watch him get his comeuppance. And boy howdy, this episode
does not disappoint. This was exactly what I wanted from Littlefinger’s death:
Bran using his magic eyes to reveal his treachery, Littlefinger loosing a grip
on the power and allies he had built up, dying a broken man as he whimpered
like a child and begged for his life, and Sansa standing victorious over him. Littlefinger
was only a force to be reckoned with because he knew how to amass allies and
manipulate people. And what does he become when he has no allies and can no
longer manipulate those close to him? Just a man. He didn’t deserve a grandiose
death. With all of his power stripped away, he deserved to die like to common
street rat he is deep down.
Anyway, back to the
A-story. At Dragonstone, Jon and Theon have a conversation where Jon forgives
Theon for all that he’s done, and Theon reveals that he is planning to head to
the Iron Islands to rescue his sister from Euron. Yara’s remaining forces don’t
want to follow Theon back to the Iron Islands because they believe Yara is
dead. But Theon won’t have it; his sister was the only one who would come
rescue him from Ramsay, and he’ll be damned if he’s not going to repay that
debt. What follows is a bloody brawl between Theon and the lead Ironborn
sailor, and no matter what harsh physical punishment he is dealt, Theon will
not stay down. He finally gains the upper hand when the sailor mistakenly knees
Theon in the balls, but he soon finds out he cannot hurt what isn’t there. And
so Theon reduces the man’s face to a bloody pulp – possibly killing him – and
he and the Ironborn head out to rescue Yara. As I had predicted, Theon has
finally redeemed himself after seasons of acting like a cowardly dirtbag,
proving that he once again has his balls.
Back at King’s
Landing, Cersei reveals to Jaime what’s really going on in her whacked-out
head. She has no intention of actually helping Team Starkgaryen defeat the
White Walkers, and would rather them deplete their armies fighting the dead
while the Lannisters retake the land they lost. Euron wasn’t really retreating
to the Iron Islands in fear, he was sailing to Essos on Cersei’s order to ferry
the Golden Company – the mercenary army hired by the Iron Bank – to Westeros to
join the Lannister cause. Jaime points out how stupid and vindictive this is,
and how they should all be teaming up to fight the dead. Since acting against
Cersei would be treason, she threatens him with FrankenMountain’s blade if he
leaves her. So Jaime leaves her, but doesn’t suffer Gregor’s wrath. I guess
Cersei was more bark than bite and couldn’t go through with it. Even after (FINALLY) calling out Cersei and
switching sides, the Mad Queen still can’t exterminate what little family she
has left. But now with this action, her family has grown smaller regardless.
"Gregor smash?" "Gregor no smash." "Gregor sad." |
As Jaime rides off
towards his new allies, snow finally begins to fall on King’s Landing. Even in
a season where winter has finally come, it still takes it friggin’ forever to
make it to the rest of the country.
Back at Winterfell,
Sam and Gilly arrive, and Sam stops in to see Bran. Bran finally reveals the
truth about Jon’s parentage to someone, and Sam chimes in with his knowledge
that Rhaegar had his first marriage annulled so he could marry Lyanna Stark,
making Jon and legitimate child and the true heir to the Iron Throne. And Sam
doesn’t think to mention that Gilly was actually the one who found this out.
Typically chauvinistic male, taking credit for the work of a woman. (Am I
right, ladies?) And Bran reveals that Jon’s birth name is Aegon Targaryen,
revealing that the show has combined Jon’s character with the character of
Rhaegar’s surviving son Aegon from the books.
Oh, and while all
this is going on, Jon and Daenerys are getting it on. Once again, the
relationship feels kind of forced. When they finally make love after a season
of “will they/won’t they”, it feels more like they’re doing it because the show
told them to, not because the characters want to. It’s also not really helped
back the fact that their sex scene is superimposed over narration from Bran
talking about Jon being a Targaryen, but it’s whatever. It was a different
time, and this is far from the worst incestuous couple on the show.
My only question
about these scenes (beside “Should I still be on board with a nephew
unknowingly banging his aunt?”) is why Sam had to tell Bran about Rhaegar’s
annulment in the first place. If he knows “everything” like he claims,
shouldn’t he already have seen this? Or does he have to physically “go” there
in order for it to be known to him? Like most of the characters in this show,
I’m still not entirely sure how this Three-Eyed Raven thing works.
And finally, at
Eastwatch, the army of the dead finally makes it to the Wall. The Night King –
riding his zombified Viserion – charges in and demolishes a good portion of the
Wall, taking Eastwatch and possibly Tormund and Beric with it. The White
Walkers and their zombie army have finally made it into Westeros.
Shit.
How's it feel to get Littlefingered? |
“The Dragon and the
Wolf” is a good, not great finale. It’s certainly not as bombastic as last
season’s, but it’s really hard to top Cersei blowing up the Sept of Baelor and
killing six or seven named characters in one fell swoop. But this episode
certainly had its memorable moments: the meeting at the Dragonpit, Tyrion’s
conversation with Cersei, Littlefinger’s death, Jaime’s bailing after Cersei’s
reveal, and that fear-inducing ending. More than anything, this episode felt
more like it wanted to set things up for the beginning of next season than to
let the season end on a big bang. It certainly wasn’t as heart-stopping of a
finale as last season’s, but it still had big things happening.
Final verdict: 8/10.
Overall, Season 7 was an okay one. It definitely moved at a much appreciated faster pace, and there did
seem to be important things happening every episode, but the season felt like
it was too afraid to take the risks that the show is known for. Who were the
named casualties of the Loot Train Battle? Nobody. Jaime, Bronn, and Drogon all
came inches from death, but their heavy plot armor deflected all damage. Who
were the named casualties of the Wight Hunt? Thoros – who really can’t be
considered a main character considering he was gone for so long that half the
audience probably forgot who he was – and Viserion, and while his death proved
that the seemingly invincible dragons can be killed, he barely got any
characterization throughout the series and wasn’t the main dragon we all know
and love.
The only "big" deaths this
season were Olenna Tyrell, Littlefinger, and Viserion, and considering this is
the same show that has killed off its main cast out of nowhere several times,
it felt kind of disappointing that the show has seemingly lost a bit of it’s
bite. It has strayed away from the realistic approach to a high fantasy world
to almost giving us the same high fantasy tropes and clichés that it had
previously deconstructed. Mirroring my thoughts on this episode, the whole
season felt like it was more concerned with setting up pieces for the next
season, especially in the department of making sure main characters survive no
matter what.
But I still enjoyed
this season. We got a lot of awesome moments with Daenerys and her dragons,
we’ve gotten to see more of the White Walkers than we ever have before, we’re
getting a lot of new and exciting alliances, and the army of the dead have
finally started their invasion of Westeros. It’s hard to believe we’re almost
at the end, but I couldn’t be more excited for this big zombie apocalypse of an
ending.